Christmas All Year Community

Lilnoelelf - posted some in another thread, but I thought they might be easier to find if they had their own home. Feel free to share any other ones here.

Why is Prancer always wet?
Because he's a rain-deer!

Why does Scrooge love all of the reindeer?
Because every buck is dear to him!

LOL thanks Mrs. C I'll post a few more here


Whats happens to you at Christmas ?
Yule be happy !


What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?
A pineapple

What do snowmen wear on their heads ?
Ice caps !

What do snowmen eat for lunch ?
Icebergers !

Where do snowmen go to dance ?
Snowballs !

How do snowmen travel around ?
By iceicle !

What sort of ball doesn't bounce ?
A snowball !

The snowmen jokes reminded me of this one:

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Frosted Flakes (sometimes I hear the answer as snowflakes too)

Love the "frosted flakes" answer!!!

Bwahahaha!

Two blondes who went deep into the frozen woods searching for a Christmas tree.

After hours of sub zero temperatures and a few close calls with hungry wolves, one blonde finally turned to the other and said, “I've had it. I'm chopping down the next tree I see. I don't care whether it's decorated or not!”



A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”

The stock boy replied, “No ma'am, they're dead.”



A Woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards. “What denomination?” asked the clerk.

“Oh, good heavens! Have we come to this?” said the woman. “Well give me 50 Baptist and 50 Catholic.”



*thanks to joe-ks

lol i love all the jokes on here!

[quote="Merry Sage"]Two blondes who went deep into the frozen woods searching for a Christmas tree.

After hours of sub zero temperatures and a few close calls with hungry wolves, one blonde finally turned to the other and said, “I've had it. I'm chopping down the next tree I see. I don't care whether it's decorated or not!”



A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”

The stock boy replied, “No ma'am, they're dead.”



A Woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards. “What denomination?” asked the clerk.

“Oh, good heavens! Have we come to this?” said the woman. “Well give me 50 Baptist and 50 Catholic.”


I love the joke about the blondes!.. No offenses :)

You guys are hilarious...let me try and find some good jokes to share.....

hahaha

Nice : )

This isn't a joke. It is actually a funny story. Every Christmas at my parent's house, after dinner, we would open up Christmas crackers. In each of those English Christmas Crackers, there was a whistle and paper crown. We used the whistles to perform Christmas songs. It was always a hilarious performance!!