Christmas All Year Community

For the twelve days of Christmas, your true love will send you;



Twelve robots drumming
Eleven christmas trees a-twinkling
Ten reindeer a-leaping
Nine ladies knitting
Eight alpacas a-milking
Seven gingerbread men a-crumbling
Six kittens a-meowing
Five golden toe rings
Four calling bill collectors
Three French fries
Two Jesus action figures
And a owl in a pine tree

What Will You Get for the 12 Days of Christmas?

Twelve punk rockers drumming
Eleven snowmen a-melting
Ten ice skaters a-leaping
Nine ladies baking cookies
Eight cows a-milking
Seven fruitcakes a-festering
Six iPods a-playing
Five golden coins
Four calling bill collectors
Three French berets
Two Jesus action figures
And a chimp in a peach tree

Now I've heard of an ostrich in an oak tree, but not a chimp in a peach tree!

For the twelve days of Christmas, your true love will send you:
Twelve street musicians drumming
Eleven marshmallows a-puffing
Ten elves a-leaping
Nine ladies waltzing
Eight sheep a-milking
Seven rumballs a-drunkening
Six drunks a-drinking
Five golden necklaces
Four calling prank callers
Three French burlesque dancers
Two diamond pinky rings
And a chimp in a peach tree

For the twelve days of Christmas, your true love will send you:


Twelve glam rockers drumming
Eleven carollers a-carolling
Ten gymnasts a-leaping
Nine ladies singing
Eight alpacas a-milking
Seven rumballs a-drunkening
Six puppies a-barking
Five golden necklaces
Four calling telemarketers
Three French fries
Two starving Olsen twins
And a monkey in a cherry tree

[b]These are so cleger! [b]

For the twelve days of Christmas, your true love will send you:
Twelve babies drumming
Eleven christmas trees a-twinkling
Ten ice skaters a-leaping
Nine ladies knitting
Eight cows a-milking
Seven fruitcakes a-festering
Six iPods a-playing
Five golden necklaces
Four calling telemarketers
Three French berets
Two starving Olsen twins
And a owl in a pine tree



TWO STARVING OLSEN TWINS!!! NOW THAT'S CLEVER! LOL