Mental Admittance Exam

by **Mrs.Claus** » Wed May 14, 2008 5:04 pm

My Aunt sent me this:

During a visit to a psychiatric hospital, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

'Well,' said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"

by **Noel+** » Wed May 14, 2008 9:27 pm

HILARIOUS!!!! :lol:

by **Jodie** » Fri May 23, 2008 8:31 pm

Very funny

by **Noel+** » Sat May 24, 2008 1:03 am

My sweet DH just read it and is still laughing! Thanks :lol:

by **Mrs.Claus** » Sat May 24, 2008 8:47 pm

When I first read it, all I could think about was needing the bed by the window. :lol:

by **Noel+** » Sat May 24, 2008 9:34 pm

I think youll have lots of company by the window!! :lol:

by **Winterself** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 8:37 pm

lol.thatsa good one...ill take a bed near the window..as i was reading it.i invisioned how i it would take me all day to spoon that water into the bucket.. :oops:

by **Irishsnow** » Sat Jun 21, 2008 3:48 pm

Ha ha very good.

:lol:

by **Thomas Steiner** » Sat Aug 02, 2008 10:59 pm

I'll need to get my exam soon for this one. AWESOME!! :lol:

by **Snowbelle27** » Sun Aug 03, 2008 12:27 pm

That's a good one. I think I'll be joining you in the bed by the window.
:lol:

by **Noel+** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 12:46 am

by **lilnoelelf** » Thu Aug 07, 2008 3:53 am

ok ok you got me on that one I need my own room with a view please! lol

My 11 year old told me this one, she has a christmas joke book and loves it! they are a few cute ones in there lol

Why is Prancer always wet?
Because he's a rain-deer!

Why does Scrooge love all of the reindeer?
Because every buck is dear to him!