Christmas Jokes

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Re: Christmas Jokes

Postby Christmas Crazy » Mon Aug 22, 2016 11:15 am

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claustrophobia!
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Re: Christmas Jokes

Postby Christmas Crazy » Mon Aug 22, 2016 11:16 am

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson!
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Re: Christmas Jokes

Postby Christmas Crazy » Mon Aug 22, 2016 11:17 am

Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley!
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Re: Christmas Jokes

Postby CandyKane » Fri Aug 26, 2016 1:05 pm

Christmas Crazy wrote:Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley!

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“Our hearts grow tender with childhood memories and love of kindred, and we are better throughout the year for having, in spirit, become a child again at Christmastime.”


― Laura Ingalls Wilder
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Re: Christmas Jokes

Postby CandyKane » Sat Aug 27, 2016 9:45 pm

What do you call an elf who can sing?
A wrapper :lol: :elfgrin: :elf:

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Re: Christmas Jokes

Postby Noel+ » Sun Aug 28, 2016 12:22 pm

:orn1: :hohat:
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I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year! Charles Dickens
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Re: Christmas Jokes

Postby Christmas Crazy » Thu Aug 02, 2018 9:33 am

Q: Who is a Christmas tree’s favorite singer?

A: Spruce Springsteen

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