Noel+ wrote:Okay this cracked me up: The 12 Days of Christmas for a millenial! It is a bit twisted but so is my humor and my nephews at times.
Twelve punk rockers drumming
Eleven marshmallows a-puffing
Ten reindeer a-leaping
Nine ladies singing
Eight alpacas a-milking
Seven hot chocolates a-steaming
Six kittens a-meowing
Five golden necklaces
Four calling telemarketers
Three French fries
Two starving Olsen twins
And a fairy in a olive tree
Too Christmas funny! Especially the Olsen twins.